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you guys the the recounts are in and Mark Carney is probably curled up in a fetal position in the corner of a wine celler somewhere whispering majority government over and over like it’s a magic spell Spoiler alert it’s not working Meanwhile Pierre Pierva he’s out here moonwalking through these recounts like it’s thriller and he’s holding democracy in one hand and accountability in the other Canada grab your popcorn because the liberal fantasy just got a reality check and it came stamped with a big bold puva wins Welcome back to the only place where the truth doesn’t come with a government approved label If you’re tired of being gaslit by smug media elites and Mark Carney’s budget friendly charisma hit that subscribe button and buckle up because the recounts they’re not just recounts they are liberal nightmares unfolding in real time And leading the charge is the man himself Pierre Puerva Canada’s unshakable freedom fighter the calculator wielding bootstrapped hero of the people here to snatch the false crown right off Carney’s banker balding head Let’s rewind The Liberals bless their overconfident souls were running victory laps with their oho magical 170 seats They puffed their chests spun some sad Spotify playlist for mandate celebration and started planning how to bulldoze Parliament like it was a Monopoly board And at the center of their champagne dreams one Mark Carney a man so bland he makes beige wallpaper look like a rave Carney was supposed to be the grown-up in the room The Liberals wheeled him in like some economic messiah Oh look he worked at the Bank of England He’s cute But here’s the problem No one elected the guy to be king of Canada And it turns out he can’t even hold a writing without recount drama Boom First domino falls Jonathan Row wins the writing of Teranova Peninsulas after a judicial recount Not by 1,000 not by 100 by in 12 votes That’s right 12 votes were all it took to slap the liberal fantasy back into political reality The recounts are peeling back the curtain like Toto in the Wizard of Oz And spoiler alert behind it isn’t a wise wizard It’s just Mark Carney sweating bullets in a blazer two sizes too big But it gets better In the Quebec writing of TBU1 the count swung by a single vote One UNO A lone citizen with a pencil changed the outcome And that dear viewer is how fragile this so-called mandate really is Pierre Palev saw through the through the fog raised the alarm and said “Nah we’re recounting everything baby.” And thank goodness he did because as the dust clears guess who’s standing tall with the receipts in hand that’s right Pierre Cool composed and correcting the liberal narrative one writing at a time Meanwhile back at Liberal HQ the mood is let’s just say nervous breakdown with a splash of Chardonnay Mark Carney who once strutdded like he was the second coming of Churchill is now dodging questions ghosting Parliament and offering less transparency than a fogged up bathroom mirror Seriously the man is hiding from question period like it’s a high school math test he didn’t study for We’re witnessing a master class in leadership if your master class is titled um how to panic gracefully while the floor collapses beneath you And can we talk about the absurdity of the media coverage or should I say lack thereof where’s the CNN style countdown clock where’s CBC with the somber tones and serious eyebrows oh right They’re too busy pretending this never happened Nothing to see here folks Move along If the roles were reversed and conservatives were flipping liberal wins by one vote the CBC would be declaring the end times with a holographic map and flashing lights But guess what canadians aren’t blind We see the truth The system isn’t broken It’s being fixed by recounts Recounts Pierre Puv demanded Recounts that show us which ballots were ignored which writings were miscounted and which liberal victories were more fiction than fact Now let’s take a minute to fully roast Mr Mark economics degree and empty promises Carney This is a man who entered Canadian politics like it was a TED talk No charisma no votes no clue just vibes He showed up in a tailored suit and said “Trust me I’m from the Bank of England Sir this is Tim Horton’s country not the London School of Economics The Liberals rolled him out like he was a secret weapon Turns out he’s more like a soggy baguette His big plan sit back say nothing count imaginary votes and hope the media declares him king before anyone notices the ballots are still warm But now the recounters are coming one by one riding after riding his house of cards is folding like a dollar store lawn chair And while Carney clutches his spreadsheets and mumbles about stability Pierre is out here building an actual movement First TBU1 then Terteranova What’s next ontario is shaking Newfoundland’s recount chaos is spreading like wildfire These aren’t technicalities These are bombshells Each recount is like a truth grenade tossed into the liberal echo chamber And every explosion reveals just how hollow their so-called victory really was Remember the Liberals were one seat away from a majority One And now thanks to recounts they’re one step away from full-blown collapse The walls are closing in the rug’s been pulled the fairy tale is falling apart and Pierre Palvra is narrating the whole downfall like a triumphant audio book Let’s not forget the media’s role in this dumpster fire When the liberals looked like they were sweeping Parliament the legacy press was doing cartwheels on camera But now that recounts are flipping seats crickets ghost town They’ve gone so quiet you’d think someone pulled their power cords It’s not journalism It’s cheerleading in disguise And we’re not playing along Canadians are tired of being spoonfed sanitized spin while democracy bleeds out behind closed doors We want every vote counted every close race recounted every liberal fantasy dismantled brick by shaky brick And while Carney flails Pierre shines He’s not out here whining He’s demanding answers He’s saying what every average Canadian is thinking If one vote can flip a seat then every seat deserves a second look That’s not a threat to democracy That is in democracy Pierre Palevra isn’t afraid of the truth He’s dragging it out into the light with both hands dusting it off and planting it like a flag This isn’t politics as usual This is a movement This is history in the making And if the Liberals can’t handle it well maybe they should have campaigned harder instead of measuring drapes for an office they never truly won So where does that leave us simple The liberal majority fantasy is dead Mark Carney’s credibility is toast The media’s mask is slipping And Pierre Puvra he’s marching straight through the the chaos with the people at his back and the truth as his weapon This isn’t about left or right It’s about right and wrong It’s about whether we let a broken system stand or whether we fix it One vote at a time one seat at a time one recount at a time So if you’re watching this and you still believe in actual democracy not just the liberal brand name version then it’s time to act Share this video drop a comment demand transparency and most importantly keep your eyes open because the next recount might just be yours And to Mark Carney wherever you are probably hugging your economic forecast binder like a teddy bear just know amount of polished interviews or banking credentials can save you now The people are watching The numbers are changing and Pierre is just getting started This isn’t a recount This is a reckoning or like share and subscribe For more savage truth bombs and recount revelations hit that bell so you never miss a moment when Pierre Palevra shreds liberal lies This is Canada unfiltered and we’re just warming